Day 6 Indore to Biaora
Had to have my tooth out in Indore. Scariest experience of my life, but had never had a tooth out before. Powercut while it was being done. Emergency generator kicked in. Drugged up drive with mouth mask. Reasonably nice highway goes bad. Driving late towards Biaora, end up in a 'town' that has never seen a tourist. Find a very average grotty motel. Hotel owner is a bit out of place, speaks very good English and has been to London, think probably local mafia. Decide to leave at sunrise, none of us eats a thing, wake up to find rickshaw gone. Find out that Jack has just moved it. Mafia guy laughs at us when we say we're heading for Agra.

Day 7 Biaora to Agra
Leave very early doors, get to see a pretty sunrise. Early morning means seeing young children sh*tting by the side of the road. Lots of dead dogs. Lots of pretty horrendous truck accidents. See a truck happily driving along with most of its front missing. Go through Gwalior which would have been nice to visit, but we take the bypass. Meet up with the Aussies and WWTD at a petrol station. Give a smiley kid the pencil I stole from the posh hotel in Indore. Drive into Agra together through some pretty small alley streets. Make it to Agra before it gets dark! Have a shower to wash off dirt from the day. Get out of shower. Realise still covered in dirt. Have another shower. Have a swim in the pool, get a tick on me, decide not to swim in the pool again.

Day 8 Agra to Kanpur
Get up at 5 to go see sunrise at Taj Mahal. Nice little walk to the gate as the city wakes up. Agra doesn't actually seem too bad considering how it could be. Discover the weird rules of what you are and are not allowed to take in with you. No tripods. Pens are allowed, no pencils though. No electronic equipment except cameras and video cameras. No headphones. Nowhere is this written down (obviously just a way to get more money for the locker charge). The Taj Mahal cannot be described in words or photos, because it is about its presence. You walk through a gate to see this shimmering white building which though surrounded by hundreds of people even at sunrise, still exudes an air of calm and grace. You walk around it and any stresses seem to be relieved, and nothing else seems in anyway important as you sit silently and stare at its enormous brilliance. I just wished I had Jonny sitting next to me and sharing the experience.
Walked back to the hotel through the less touristy back streets, felt quite Mediterranean. Got Spud a 'service' which involved us paying over the odds (although still only 50 rupees) for someone apparently having looked at him. Got told the best way out of Agra was to go South to avoid the traffic. I drove after recovering from the local anaesthetics and finally eating after a few days (couldnt really open my mouth before, then could only eat liquids after). Ended up going the wrong way out of town, drove down a single track road with small trucks coming the other way, so this involved spud leaning quite heavily with one wheel in a ditch, and Jack holding us up. Two guys on a motorbike offered to show us all the way to the highway. We drove along open sewers, then into the backstreets of a town, driving along alleyways packed with people and motorbikes and carts, ended up losing WWTD, got surrounded by people, eventually found them. Ended up driving through the brass band that was part of a festival to get onto the highway. Long drive. Ended up losing everyone else as we made our own pace.
Two guys in a truck decided they would chaperone us along our journey. They were a little high or drunk, hanging out the windows. Tried to lose them because they were scaring me. Failed until it got dark. Tryed to make it to Kanpur but the sun set with still 50km to go. Tactical night driving behind a truck to get us there safely. Missed the turning to Kanpur. Ended up going over a flyover for an extra 18km til we could turn around and go back. Got to a random hotel late. Felt a bit intimated by the porter guy who insisted on pushing into the room to give us soap, remote control, ask for money etc. Glad to leave.

Day 9 Kanpur to Faizabad
Get back on road to aim for Lucknow and further. Again apparently miss junction to Lucknow and end up on flyover. I decided I was fed up of driving down that bloody thing so plot another route to Faizabad. Miss another junction, decide next one would be fine also. From then on everyone we ask sends us the wrong way. Do an extra 250km to get to Faizabad very late. I end up driving at night along a potholed road, Jack and Shiv leaning out the sides to tell me when there is stuff coming at me or I'm going to overtake things with no lights on, because glare on windshield makes me blind, and 50% of people dont have lights. Drive in straight line and hope for best. Find a reasonable hotel in Faizabad after driving through a drum marching band (what is it with me and bands)?!

Day 10 Faizabad to Tansen
Left early doors again, aim to get to border by 9.30-10ish. Didn't take the correct turn. Neither Jack or myself could see on the map the town where the road was signposted to, and plus we hadn't even reached the town our road was meant to go from yet. Cue taking the next turning along a relatively slow road. Still, it was quite pretty. I started driving just before the border because Jack didn't have the correct IDP. The border crossing was 4 lanes of traffic squeezed into two lanes, two lanes for trucks, and two lanes for anything that considered themselves to be able to squeeze past trucks. I fell into the latter category. As with the general road rules in India, if you honk first you can be excused for whatever happens. I clipped a cycle rickshaw and a woman. But I did honk first.
Thankfully teams had gone before us and so we were ushered into getting stamped out of india, then we were ushered towards changing all our indian rupees to nepalese rupees at an appauling exchange rate, and then we were ushered through the large gate which marked the border to get stamped into nepal. It was then we realised the flat tyre. And that our socket wrench didnt fit. Cue around 30 people all helping, Jack went off (apparently back to India) to find the correct wrench, meanwhile a truck driver found us one, and a massive team effort lifted the rickshaw up onto its side (I claim I helped) as the wheel was replaced. Eventually found Jack who had wisely decided against going back to India. We got the official looking stamp for our rickshaw documents then we were on the road. Crossed the border by 2pm, so only 4 hours later than expected. We were aiming for Tansen where I was to meet up with Jonny. This was meant to take 2.5 hours but we arrived around sunset. The drive started off with some large potholes and water coming down the mountain onto the road which got us worried, but the road turned into my favourite ever. The late afternoon light was perfect as we wound our way through tiny villages where everyone waved us on, driving through sub tropical forest up higher until we eventually got a view of the town spread over the hillside. We passed a few teams who were camping by the river but we drove on. The climb into Tansen was up steep streets, and as we were the first team to stay there we were causing quite a stir! Stayed in Tansen two nights to unwind. Wandered around the streets, drank Everest beer, bought some stuff, climbed up the hill.

Day 12 Tansen to Pokhara
Left with the Aussies and WWTD for Pokhara. Lots of stopping on the way to soak up the scenery. Blinding green paddy fields, inviting river. As well as kids chasing the rickshaw, one of which Jack managed to run over. Poor boy was quite shocked but no obvious damage other than tyre marks on his ankle. Took him away from the rest of his friends and sat him down until he was a little more calm. Then we had to somehow drive off with them not jumping on again. Eventually arrived in Pokhara to cheers from the people in the bar.